I hid my arms for 23 years. Then I tried this €15 cream from a small Irish brand.
A 32-year-old from Cork shares the chicken skin story she never thought she'd be able to tell — and the small Irish brand that finally fixed it in 3 weeks.
My arms in May, 4 months after I started using the cream. Photographed with no edits, no filter.
I'm writing this in May. My wedding is in August. And for the first time since I was 9 years old, I'm not panicking about my arms.
If you have chicken skin — those tiny red bumps on the backs of your arms, your thighs, sometimes your cheeks — you already know exactly what I mean by that. You know the feeling. You know what it's like to plan an outfit around what your skin will allow. You know what it's like to lie about being cold in 25-degree heat just so you can keep the cardigan on.
I've been doing it since I was 9. So has my mam. So did my nana before her. Three generations of Irish women hiding their arms and pretending it was fine.
This is the story of how I stopped.
The €600 I'll never get back
Let me start by telling you what didn't work. Because I want you to know I'm not someone who tried one thing and gave up.
I have tried, in no particular order:
The €8 chemist cream. The €40 fancy one with the gold lid. Three different kinds of exfoliating glove. Dry brushing for six months straight. Apple cider vinegar (twice, somehow). Coconut oil, because TikTok said so. Oat baths. Aloe. Two different "miracle" serums I bought off Instagram ads. A scrub that made my arms bleed.
I added it up once, just for the laugh. Over the years, I'd spent more than €600 trying to fix my chicken skin.
Six. Hundred. Euro.
For arms I still couldn't show in photos.
Chicken skin isn't actually a skin problem on the surface — it's a buildup problem inside the pore. You can scrub the outside forever and the bumps will keep coming back, because nothing you're using is reaching what's actually causing them.
The bathroom floor moment
Last December, my boyfriend proposed. It was perfect — completely perfect — until about 20 minutes after I said yes, when I was alone in the bathroom and the first thought that hit me wasn't I'm getting married. It was:
"I'll have to wear long sleeves on my own wedding day."
That was the moment. I sat on the bathroom floor and cried for an hour. Not happy tears. Not nerves. Just this awful, tired feeling of I'm 32 years old and I'm still doing this.
I'd accepted my chicken skin would be there for my school photos, my debs, my graduation, my honeymoon. But I couldn't accept it for the wedding. I just couldn't.
That's when I started looking properly.
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A few weeks later my friend Aoife sent me a screenshot.
It was a small Irish brand. Made the cream in Ireland, sold it direct, didn't sell it in any chemist. She said her sister had been using it for less than a month and her arms were nearly clear.
I'll be honest with you — I rolled my eyes. I'd had this exact conversation about miracle creams probably 20 times in my life. Friends, hairdressers, women in changing rooms. Everyone has a "you have to try this" recommendation. None of them had ever worked.
But it was €15 with a money-back guarantee, and at that point I had no pride left to lose. So I ordered it.
What actually happened
It came in 3 days. The bottle was small. It didn't smell like much. I almost didn't believe anything was in it.
I started using it that night.
The cream that did what 23 years of products couldn't.
So why does this one work when nothing else did?
I'm not a dermatologist and I'm not going to pretend I am. But I asked. And here's what I learned.
Chicken skin isn't a skin problem on the surface — it's a buildup problem inside the pore. Dead skin cells and keratin clog the follicle, which is what causes the bump and the redness around it. You can scrub the surface forever and the bumps will keep coming back, because you're never actually clearing what's inside.
There are three ingredients dermatologists actually recommend for treating it properly:
What dermatologists actually recommend for chicken skin
Lactic Acid
Dissolves the buildup of dead skin and keratin inside the pore — the actual cause of the bump. Clears it from the inside, not the surface.
Urea
Softens the rough, hardened skin on top so it sloughs off naturally. The "sandpaper" texture you've felt for years.
Niacinamide
Calms and fades the redness around each bump — the part that lingers even after the bumps themselves are gone.
It's a small Irish brand. They sell it direct, which is why they can charge €15 instead of €40 for the same kind of formula you'd see from a big brand. There's no middleman, no Boots margin, no fancy shop on Grafton Street to pay rent on.
Just the cream. In a small bottle. That works.
Why I'm even writing this
I'm not getting paid. Nobody asked me to do this. The brand doesn't know I exist outside of being one of their customers.
I'm writing it because I remember being 16 and crying in a Penneys changing room because nothing fit over my arms without showing them. I remember being 22 in Spain on a J1 in long sleeves while everyone else was on the beach. I remember the look on a guy's face the first time he properly saw my arms in good light.
If even one woman reading this has been through any of that — and I know there are thousands of you, because chicken skin affects something like 40% of adults — then writing this is worth it.
"You don't have to spend another summer in long sleeves. You don't have to skip the strappy dress at the wedding. You don't have to teach your daughter the same tricks for hiding hers."
The window before summer is closing
Chicken skin takes about 3 weeks to clear. Summer's roughly 4 weeks away.
That window is the only reason I'm writing this now and not in August. If you wait, you're going to spend another summer in cardigans wondering why nothing ever works — and I genuinely do not want that for you.
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"I'm 41 and I've had chicken skin since I was a teenager. Three weeks in and the texture on my upper arms is gone. My husband noticed before I told him I was using anything."
"Bought it for my 16-year-old who was getting really down about her arms before her debs. By her debs night her arms were clear and she wore a strapless dress. I cried watching her get into the car."
"Skeptic. Tried about 15 different things from Boots over the years, none of them did anything. This actually works. Don't know what else to say."
"My thighs have always been worse than my arms. Used it on both for 5 weeks now. Wearing shorts for the first time since I was about 14. I genuinely cannot believe it."
Comments
12This made me cry at my desk. I'm 47 and my mam still has chicken skin in her 70s. I've spent my whole life thinking it's just my fate. Ordered it this morning. If it works for me I'm buying my mam a bottle too.
I'd given up. Genuinely given up and accepted it. Saw this article 8 weeks ago and ordered. My arms aren't 100% perfect but they're 80% better than they've been my whole life. That's enough for me. Wearing a vest top to a wedding next month.
Niamh — the Penneys changing room bit. I felt that in my actual chest. I'm crying at the kitchen table reading this. Ordering tonight.
Ciara — every single woman in Ireland has a Penneys changing room story. You're not alone. Sending love. Let me know how you get on. ♥
Bought it for my daughter (14). She came home from school last Tuesday and said someone had told her her arms were "soft now." She nearly cried. I nearly cried. Six weeks in. Worth every cent.
For anyone reading this on the fence: take photos of your arms in the same spot/light each week. The day-to-day changes are invisible but week 1 vs week 4 side by side is genuinely shocking. I have the photos. I look at them when I'm having a bad day.
I am the most skeptical person on the planet. I spent €600 in Boots over 15 years (yes I added it up after reading this and it is genuinely about €600). 3 weeks in. Bumps are 90% gone. I don't even know what to do with this information yet.
4-month update. I'm on bottle 3. Arms have stayed clear since week 4. I now use it once every few days for maintenance instead of daily. €15 every couple of months for clear arms after 30 years. Wild value honestly.